For the past 2 weeks, the boy's bathtub has been draining r-e-a-l-l-y 

 s-l-o-w.  I asked Jack what that problem could be 

(because really, who else do you ask?) and he said - 

this is a pretty direct quote -

"Maybe, it could be, but I don't think so, but maybe it's those little sponge thingys that the Easter Bunny got us, maybe they are stuck, but maybe not, I don't think it's them, but it might be them."

I asked Steve to look at the drain this morning.  

Lesson learned. 

By the way -this came from the same kid who came out of his room last night dressed like this: